Jokes

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What do you get if you eat 3 tins of alphabet soup?
THE BIGGEST VOWEL MOVEMENT EVER!

What's brown and sticky?
A STICK!

Did you hear about the constipated composer?
HE HAD PROBLEMS WITH HIS LAST MOVEMENT!

What do you get when you poo in your overalls?
DUNG-AREES!

What did one fly say to the other?
IS THIS STOOL TAKEN?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
NO! YOU'RE A POO!

Why did the baker have smelly hands?
BECAUSE HE KNEADED A POO!

Did you hear about the scientist who found a cure for constipation?
SHE WORKED IT OUT WITH A PENCIL!

Have you seen that new film Constipated?
IT HASN'T COME OUT YET!

And have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea?
IT LEAKED SO THEY HAD TO RELEASE IT EARLY!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNG!

You never really appreciate what you've got until it's gone.
TOILET PAPER IS A GOOD EXAMPLE.

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